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kicking children in the teeth by ambulentz kicking children in the teeth :iconambulentz:ambulentz 3 6
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Town Painted Red by ambulentz Town Painted Red :iconambulentz:ambulentz 4 3
Literature
Celebrity Breakdown
CELEBRITY BREAKDOWN.
BY BRENDAN BENNETT

Tommy Rex - the A-list turned Z-list, just-released-greatest-hits-album, fading but once iconic rock star - wakes up in his palace, the result of his seven-month-running number one smash during the 80s.  He drags his body to the curtains, pulling them wide to view the grassy hilltops rolling down towards the town, the lime light of the morning sun making his flesh seem even paler.  With a grunt, he stumbles down the stairs, and then the second flight of stairs, and then the third so that he reaches his hallway at last, rubbing his haggard and stubbled face with a lazy hand.  He reaches the kitchen, he pulls the refrigerator open with an effort, ignoring the yellow post-it note recently pressed against its surface, and he drinks some milk, the organic kind.  He steps towards the curvaceous frame of his porch door, towards his morning hot tub dip, where his lovely, air-headed, twenty-something year old
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Literature
Clark Kent
CLARK KENT.
BY BRENDAN BENNETT & TOM DURRANS

So, this guy runs from this smouldering city, pillars of concrete down in pillars of smoke.  His briefcase rattles against his leg painfully as he makes good his escape; escaping past a lone park bench he meets, amidst the fucking crisis, a calm, beige, suited man with black pitch hair and thick, boxy glasses.
'Hold up, boss!' he gasps, halting, 'Ain't you Clark Kent?'
'No.'
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Boxing For Foxes by ambulentz Boxing For Foxes :iconambulentz:ambulentz 1 1 ambulentz -h- by ambulentz ambulentz -h- :iconambulentz:ambulentz 2 5 New Yeah by ambulentz New Yeah :iconambulentz:ambulentz 2 4
Literature
It Was October.
IT WAS OCTOBER.
BY BRENDAN BENNETT
A disregard of literature, or the entire world beyond television, in fact, when I was fifteen, led to my outlook on life being largely formed, or skewed, by high-on-budget, low-on-realism American sitcoms and films.  I believed in one-line wonders, hopeless hints.  If the situation arose.
Kissing a girlfriend on the cheek she would say 'Thank you.'  I would part, snail-pace, and stare solemnly into her eyes and whisper, 'Any time.'  Just the kind of thing that I had digested time and time again, willingly force-fed by the big, blue TV, I put out in to the modern world, a place it was never meant to be.
I was sitting at home when the phone rang 'ring ring' and an acquaintance offered kindly to take me out for the night with a few of his friends to see a band in Cambridge.  This was October; the days were short.  I was younger than them, idler.  I decided to go. 
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breath on autumn night by ambulentz breath on autumn night :iconambulentz:ambulentz 2 5 an ode to a moth by ambulentz an ode to a moth :iconambulentz:ambulentz 0 4 animate by ambulentz animate :iconambulentz:ambulentz 0 7 where these may carry me by ambulentz where these may carry me :iconambulentz:ambulentz 1 2 ambulentz -i- by ambulentz ambulentz -i- :iconambulentz:ambulentz 0 4 Bad Day by ambulentz Bad Day :iconambulentz:ambulentz 1 5 imperfect portrait by ambulentz imperfect portrait :iconambulentz:ambulentz 0 6

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GCORE Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2006
Greetings headwire, it's Splinter from U2XMP.
Fucking awesome gallery you have here and I havnt yet finished looking at it ^_^.
I'll hang around here a bit more for a while if you don't mind ;)

Hope all is well,
- Adam
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Plornt Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
ello there :)
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geeseinthegraveyard Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2006
thankyou for your comment I enjoyed creating some of the parts you mentioned especially.
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andros-my-muse Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2006
i thought i hadn't realized that your name was ambulance, but apparently i left you a comment about it in May of last year.
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andros-my-muse Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2006
i'm probably that guy.
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ambulentz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2006
Were you the guy I lectured completely about the name's numerous influences? Ambulance. Jeah.
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henriklj Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2005
Thank you SO much for the fav and your incredible nice comment on my page!!! :D It means a lot to me! :hug:
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McMurtrie Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2005
Your style is similar to some of my own.

Kickass

I shall be seeing more of your work I hope.
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ilovethepain Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005   Traditional Artist
Cool stuff.
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unresponsive Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005  Student Photographer
oh my god! infinite thanks for the devwatch!! ill check out your stuff when i wake up, it looks awesome already
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